ARE
YOU
MAD
ENOUGH?
... to let go of the suffering & start surrender
to your own unique artistry ?
Step into the MADUniverse
Where you're madly in love with yourself and your art - you're creating out of pleasure.
Real Artist vs. the MAD Artist
You’re holding back your full potential because you're afraid of being called bizarre, crazy or weird.
You're waiting for someone to notice how "nice" & "good artist" you are, and give you permission to win. You keep your ambitions quiet so you don't trigger anyone.
Deep down, you know this is compromising your art and your soul.
Still you're hiding behind: "Real artists suffer. Real artists don't need fame." "Real artist don't need money."
Let me laugh. You know that's absolute BS.
Who made that shit even up - "Real Artist"?
Art refuses to be boxed up - so why are you locking yourself in one?
And let’s be completely clear: I see you.
You’re playing a part because it feels safe.
Instead of having the pleasure from living the life as the MADArtist.
"I'm just waiting for someone on the outside to finally discover me, validate me, and give me permission to shine."
The behavior of the "Real"Artist
Adapting your creation to match the process of artists who aren’t even where you want to be.
Playing it safe just to rack up more mediocre opportunities to create.
Diluting your art to make it more digestible and understandable for the masses.
Perpetually comparing yourself to others, constantly switching your style, genre, or strategy because you lack the internal anchor to hold your ground.
Don't make your life chewable for others.
Let them choke on your greatness.
The behavior of the MAD Artist:
Follow your own intuition, creating out of your highest self.
See how far you can really get, in a ridiculously playful way.
Refusing to water down your genius, serving your art straight, uncut, and violently alive.
Anchoring so deeply in your own crazy, unhinged truth that you refuse to look sideways, letting your bizarre frequency hold absolute ground.
Queen of MADNESS:
Jeanne Bizarre
Society hands you a script written by cowards, expects you to memorize your lines, and applauds when you trap yourself inside a box of other people's expectations. Let them choke.
Five years ago, I burned that script. I walked away from the sensible trap and built an empire out of pure pleasure, power, and pure creation.
Founder of the MADPOOL-Agency, Vinyl DJ,Artist & simply a woman whose life makes zero sense to people clinging to cages.
I didn't just study embodiment and somatic mastery under Layla Martin - I weaponized it to create a life out of pleasure instead pain.
As your MADcoach, I embody this work so deeply that I don't give a damn about your polite excuses. You cannot think your way out of a cage, which is why I drop straight past your head into subconscious and somatic truth - transforming the self-sabotage into pleasure.
Just because I’m MAD doesn’t mean I’m cruel. I will lead you to the edge of your potential, until you ask the only question that matters:
How far can I really go?
My name isn't a suggestion. It's a crown.
Welcome to the Maduniverse.
Together we are going from this:
The Unconscious Payoffs of suffering:
You follow every rule in the book so nobody can ever accuse you of "not trying hard enough" - using the "good girl" script as an excuse to hide.
You take every under-paying, soul-crushing project that comes your way just so you don't look "arrogant" or "greedy."
You stay stuck because your suffering keeps friends and family comfortable. By making sure they never feel threatened or triggered by your raw potential or your ambition, you buy their approval at the exact cost of your own soul.
You hold onto the invisible struggle because it keeps you from having to risk true visibility - you never have to face the terrifying responsibility of actually owning your greatness.
To the MAD Artist Blueprint:
The Conscious Decision to embrace the Bizarre:
DETECTING THE LIE - Where have you confused suffering with artistic legitimacy?
THE BODY - Reconnect desire to creative life force instead of intellectualizing the work.
THE BIZARRE - What would you create if being misunderstood were evidence you were finally getting somewhere?
THE WORK - Make/release/declare something that couldn't have come from the palatable version of you.
I will teach you to dismantle other people's projections and see them for what they truly are - leaving you standing unshakeable at the edge of your own limits.
Don't just take my word for it, darling:
“Wow, so much has shifted within me – thanks to you!
From the first session to the last, I could actually feel my growth moving forward. You created a space where I could completely drop my armor and open up - even online, I felt held, deeply connected, and ultimately left me able to communicate with absolute clarity and remain entirely grounded in my decisions.
Your style is fiercely intuitive and mindful, and it goes deeeeeeeep. This journey was honest, unfiltered, and deeply liberating.
If you are hesitating, don't. She will anchor you to your own power.”
— Cyrilla, Switzerland / Business Owner
"The presence that you bring with your voice, it has such a warmth and depth. It really feels like you're holding me in the space just with your voice and the way you speak... I also want to celebrate how intuitive you are.
I felt like you could really feel where I was speaking from, and you guided me to the right place so I was able to connect to it from a different level. That felt very supportive.
I very much enjoyed working with you and felt very safe, like I was in good hands."
— Andi, Switzerland / Graphic Artist
"The feeling of safety you provided was so profound, the container you opened felt bigger than I ever expected. It allowed me to go even deeper into my own blocks and healing.
I felt your powerful presence and integrity even when my eyes were closed. This wasn't just coaching; it was an anchoring experience.
You made me feel so safe that I finally understood the power of true, unshakeable stability within myself."
— Irina, NYC / Actress
How MAD do you wanna go?
Let them choke. Choose your MADinvestment below.
The 90/60' MAD Intensive
Investment:€350
The Scope:
Your immediate tactical diagnostic and gateway session. We break your current bottleneck, clear the noise, and lay out your next uncompromised move.
A Day with the Queen of Madness (VIP Intensive)
Investment: €900
The Scope:
For the MAD Artist standing at one specific threshold who knows exactly where she’s stuck and wants Jeanne’s eyes, strategy, and somatic work on it for an entire day - album, reinvention, pricing, creative direction, or career move.
The Asylum (6-Month Private Mentorship)
Investment: €10,000
(Payment plans available)
The Scope:
For the MAD Artist who knows the way she is currently creating, deciding, and being seen cannot take her where she wants to go - and wants Jeanne beside her for the actual six-month becoming. Total structural reconstruction of your art, vitality, and empire.